EMU Theatre

Aw EMU, it's OK. I"ll never leave you again. I must have been out of my mind to think I could live without you. How could I just walk out on something that feels so right? Well, don't worry, 'cause I'm back, baby, and I ain't goin' no place.

Yes, I broke down. I auditioned for the Horrorshow. My kids will just have to go trick or treating without me (again...that doesn't make me a bad mom, does it?)

So, I hear that Horrorshow IIID still needs directors. I also hear that several EMUs are very busy preparing for the upcoming Victor Continental show (but that's kind of old news, I guess...or rather, par for the course)...so, anybody know any good jokes?

Alright, rather than rely on second-hand information (which I seem to have an abundance of, despite the fact that I'm on "hiatus"), I will, once again, attempt to showcase my web-savvy. I really have been trying to brush up when I get a spare moment or two, and am finally (sort of) feeling brave enough to try and post a link.

Um...ok...an EMU-themed blog entry...C'MON, it can't be that difficult.
Jeez, it's really hard to know what to write about when you've, intentionally, put yourself out of the loop.
Well, there's the "Oily, oily oxen sheen" post-mortem, tonight at the Sorrels'...any takers?
There's also "Felt-a-palooza" at the Granada (not strictly EMU-related, although there's certainly been a lot of cross-pollenation between the two groups)

Wow! The ten minute fest is over. I can hardly believe it.

Wasn't it grand? Weren't we adored? (Didn't we walk through about two weeks straight with some pretty serious hang-overs?)
By crikey, I had a good time, and am very sad to see it over with (although, I have been sleeping better, eating better, spending more time with my family...) and, it's not over, yet! Planning has already begun for the next Horrorshow. I was at the first meeting, and there were some pretty groovy ideas bandied about. I can't wait to see it!

Alright, troops...the objective is to rendezvous at the Lawrence Art Center, May 29th, May 30th, June 5th, June 6th at 1800 Hrs. There we will receive proper munitions and outfitting. Then...we wait...and wait...and wait. At 2000 Hrs, we maneuver toward the stage. Final Objective: to knock them dead. We will leave every man, woman, child, she-male, and farm animal on the floor, dying (of laughter)