EMU Theatre

So, I hear that Horrorshow IIID still needs directors. I also hear that several EMUs are very busy preparing for the upcoming Victor Continental show (but that's kind of old news, I guess...or rather, par for the course)...so, anybody know any good jokes?

Alright, rather than rely on second-hand information (which I seem to have an abundance of, despite the fact that I'm on "hiatus"), I will, once again, attempt to showcase my web-savvy. I really have been trying to brush up when I get a spare moment or two, and am finally (sort of) feeling brave enough to try and post a link.
...a little about said link... a dear friend of mine, who is currently based in Lucas, KS, is the sole proprietor of this operation, and in the spirit of supporting the arts, I encourage everyone to check this out.

worldslargesthings.com

Hope this works.